Friday, February 27, 2009

Scandalous or Not Scandalous?

It's time to play "Scandalous or Not Scandalous." First I'll show you a picture, then I'll tell you if it's scandalous or not. All of these pictures might be considered "sexy," but only one is considered scandalous: dirty, forbidden, taboo, newsworthy, that which one does not do, etc. Let's play!



NOT SCANDALOUS


NOT SCANDALOUS


NOT SCANDALOUS


NOT SCANDALOUS


NOT SCANDALOUS


SCANDALOUS!

Okay, okay, look away. Here, I'll make it okay for you with some creative Photoshopping.


NOT SCANDALOUS

I hope you enjoyed the game. For more information, see this article.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Glory!blog Throwback, Now Made Without High Fructose Corn Syrup

We went to the graveyard and I did my skateboarder pose.



Rusty met me in San Antonio and we ate dinner at the Tower of the Americas, which is larger than the Space Needle.



We once went mini-golfing on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. I believe this place later went the way of Katrina.



Once I met Noby for the first time at Tommy's apartment.



Rusty channeled his inner politician.



We sat on Jeremy Lespi's porch.



Our shoes rode the WedWay in Disneyworld.



We had Oktoberfest in Rusty's Edinburg apartment



We visited Elvis's house.



Popeye met his match.



Got some Pia-Love



My hair looked nice



The Rusty Spell Dot Com Fairy showed up.



We moved.



I grabbed this guy's butt.



There was a drum cake.


Et cetera.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Droopy Dog Dog Happiness



Another picture I drew for you to be happy about. Notice the formless construction.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Beavis and Butt-Head and Happiness

One day when I have some time and feel like it, I want to record me doing some impressions of different characters, put the recording online, and pair it up with drawings of those characters. For now, here's a picture I drew of Beavis and Butt-Head, the characters I am able to sound the most like--probably because I'm a dumbass.



Lest I forget, the mission of the GLORY!blog is to spread the joy, so whenever I think of some little thing to make everyone slightly more happy, I'll put it up. Beavis and Butt-Head make me happy. Maybe they make you happy too. Maybe you should go watch them right now. Get off the sad internet and watch happy Beavis.

So happy things. Because... Jesus H!

You know those documentaries and crap about the Great Depression and how the Three Little Pigs' "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" became an anthem for that period? Maybe now we'll have rampant happiness to combat the New Depression. Maybe the new Disney will come along.

(Note: I actually think that people are full of crap who say that audiences responded to "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" because they compared the wolf to the depression itself.)



I didn't draw this one. John K did. He makes me happy

WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Trendy and Popular Baby Names

Carrie and Rusty have researched the baby names that are projected to be the trendiest and most popular over the next five years for middle-class whites. Here is a list of what we found, for those of you who want to be on the cutting edge of baby-naming.

Ann-Taylor

Appelette

Ashlette

Aubyrn

Austere

Avon

Ayvla

Bayleighf

Birmingham

Brandeigh

Brandywine

Brant

Broughton

Bristle

Brocade

Caleb-Deschanel

Caraway

Cartier

Carton

Cartwheel

Chants

Charmine

Chasety

Chasey Lain

Chastilly

Childe

Childer

Coltrane

Condor

Cottonelle

Crate

Crater

Crayton

Craytonbarrel

Crawdad

Cum

Dawlton

Ether

Finda

Gauge

Glynne-Dean

Gravey

Haytum

Humveigh

Hunt

Ikea

Jakolb

Jaundyce

Jurney

Jury

Kateigh

Kelleighia

Lintelle

Lodon

Maidison

Maidenne

Naim

Paddington

Peytron

Pillage

Plantation

Prestock

Princeton

Princess Cut Diamond Engagement Ring

Pristina

Pritchett

Rhinston

Rhythmme

Ruperock

Rydder-Truk

Ryebredd

Shaylynne

Shay Manning

Shynnford

Squirt

Teller

Thistle

Traytor

Trelsey

Truckly

Virginity

Xanther