Thursday, October 30, 2008

It's Time For Treats

Happy Halloween, GLORY!fans! Peruse the Halloween fun we've had thus far.

This is my big pumpkin. His name is Earl. Someone punched him in the eye because they didn't like his purple jacket.

And this is Howard, my little pumpkin. His scar cries nightly.

Rusty's monstrous Dracula-woman.

And . . . some guy named Chuck.

This isn't apropos of Halloween, but we ordered our future tombstone. Thought you'd want to see that.

This is how Target gets all of its money in troubled economic times. They put our name on some piece of crap and we buy. No, it will never get old.

Old Pumpkin Row

This is my so-called scary look.

I like to draw on food, put it on my head, and then toss it in the garbage on November first.

Rusty says if I don't start making out with him more often, he's going to cut a hole in his pumpkin woman and stick his tongue in her.

By the way, Rusty is wearing his professor costume.

I display our Halloween bounty. We're lucky we had it since, apparently, Auburn residents declare trick-or-treating happens when it's convenient and started ringing the ding-dong bell a night early.

I, too, like to dig into some Halloween Laffy Taffy.

The Great Halloween Choke.

This isn't my costume, but I like the classiness of this mask.

See how classy?

It is truly classy.

Some old man got in the house and I didn't like it.

But, truly, the scariest thing this season is the McCain-Palin sign across the street!