Monday, January 28, 2008

Rusty Turns 33!

Tell him how much you love him now, you blog-reading people.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The NPR Generation

"So there literally seems to be this disconnect between this sort of desire to be nonpartisan and a kind of, you know, need to enter into a dialogue that will engage the larger community."

Hey, kids, did you pick out all the annoying words and phrases in the above nonsense sentence that semi-smart people use to mask the fact that they actually have nothing much to say? If you're annoyed by at least four of them, consider yourself my pal!

Here are the correct ways to use some of these words and phrases:

  • "Phil Spector got away with murder... literally."
  • "Hey, Noby, can you disconnect my speakers?"
  • "Are you hungry?" "Sort of."
  • "That's kind of you to say."
  • "This story has very little dialogue."
  • "Jean-Luc Picard says 'Engage!'"

Monday, January 14, 2008

The Lost Guessing Game

Here's a good, quick, lazy way to get back into the gloryblog posting post-Christmas: let Jason Bell do the work for us! Over at the Lunch Journal, he's put up a Lost guessing game based around pictures that Carrie drew at the Nobriga New Year's Eve Rockin' Good Time Bash and Niblets Party.

Click on this picture of ???????? to play:

P.S. If you don't watch Lost already, this post should make you want to.