Tuesday, December 12, 2006

One Typical Blog Post While We Wash Our Socks and Get Ready to Leave Town

Carrie:




You Are a Tree



You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree!



Rusty:


You Are a Snowman



Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!



See y'all in Mississippi if you're lucky!

Here Comes Santa's Pussy

For those having not only GLORY!blog withdrawals but also Rusty Spell's Online Mixtape (god rest its soul) withdrawals, here's some holiday songs to perk you up. These are some faves of the season for me and Carrie.

Heather Noel: Santa Came On a Nuclear Missile -- Our favorite song this year. We heard it last year, but it's really caught on super-double this year.

Norris the Troubadore, Seaboard Coastliners: My Christmas Time Philosophy -- We sing this to each other at least once an hour, seriously.

The Frogs: Have a Merry Christmas -- The word is underlined in the official title. This is one of the many sequels to their classic song, "Which One of You Gave My Daughter the Dope?"

Teddy Vann: Santa Claus Is a Black Man -- One of my favorites from the "I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus" sub-genre.

The Sisterhood: Christmas Treat, Peppermint -- Is it just us, or is this dirty?

Aimee Mann: Calling On Mary -- From the very pretty Aimee Mann Christmas album that Carrie let me open early.

Johnny Cash: The Christmas Guest -- Or as we like to call it, "Fuckin' Conrad."

Hope we can post at least a little bit over the next couple of weeks. We're doing our whole holiday tour of duty.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Friday, December 08, 2006

The GLORY!bloggle

See how many words you can find. All words count, including proper nouns.