Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Brush With Fame

Some of you may recently have gotten e-mails from Samuel Jackson, where he calls you by name and tells you that you personally have to go see his new movie Snakes on a Plane. . . Well, now I've got Jessica Simpson singing her new song, "A Public Affair," directly to to me. Hey, Carrie! Listen to it! It's the wave of the future! Celebrities in recording booths saying different names into a microphone for hours at a time. Hey Carrie . . . Hey Carrie! Carrie's steppin' out for a public affair! Thanks, Jess.