We wanted to let you know we're still hee-hawin'. More to come.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Friday, May 13, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Friday, May 06, 2005
To keep you guys occupied while we ignore you for a little bit, I propose a contest. The Question: Who is the guy in the picture below? Hint: he did something important in 1865. Bonus Question: There is none. Extra Credit: You should have been doing your work all along, asshole. Also: Remember that a C means average. The winner will receive an alien-bumbleglyph tee. Leave your answers or guesses in the comment box. I may return with more hints as the days roll by if you are stumped.
The air conditioner sounds like bongo drums. Bubby gets here tomorrow!
Posted by Carrie at 4:55 PM
Thursday, May 05, 2005
That bee's face looks like one of Mickey Mouse's nephews.
Movies Carrie and I are going to watch or try to watch at the theater: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Wars 3, Jiminy Glick in La La Wood.
Will you survive without your daily green dot change?
DVDs we'll watch or try to watch: Creature Comforts, The Phantom of the Opera.
USE KEY. You don't have the gold key. USE SILVER KEY. You don't have the gold key.
Number of Mother's Days we'll be somewhat negligent about this year: 1.
Don't let me forget my digital camera and batteries.
You'll probably start drinking Cokes again. I'll walk the Long-Leaf Trace.
Anyone wanna buy me a really good doo wop collection?
More Things To Do With a Flashlight, Volume 4.
We're looking forward to eating together at the Rio Grande Mexican restaurant and Sweet Pepper's Deli. And The Mill, but that's here, so we'll have to wait until Halloween or so for that.
That time you felt sorry for Jessica Simpson.
Carrie's eyes are "shit brown."
This Classic Country collection has been going on for over three years.
KILL DRAGON. How do you propose to do that? USE SWORD. Use sword on what? USE SWORD ON DRAGON. The dragon stands before you. KILL DRAGON WITH SWORD. How do you propose to do that?
When I was born, my mama called me Big Dick.
It tickles. It tickles.
You thought you wanted to get something to eat.
Carrie's middle name is L.
If you're lucky, I'll tell you the story of how we killed our no-good son-in-law so we could see his ghost.
Posted by Rusty Spell at 3:25 AM
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
I've got the end of semester crud, y'all! I'm writing the last literary paper of my academic career.
Rusty, another busy bee, gets here Friday, just in time for the fair they're setting up in the parking lot of the abandoned K-Mart.
We would also like to wish a Happy Teacher's Day to ourselves, my mom, and all the teachers who regularly read the GLORY!blog. I think they are J.Todd, Amy Wilkinson, Melanie Smiff (no relation to Will), and Lori Berkemeyer-Rooney. Hooray for teachers! Thanks for all your support, y'all.
Posted by Carrie at 4:49 PM