Monday, June 13, 2005

Rusty is lazy

I thought we were supposed to get another Choose Your Own Adventure story? Didn't he say he was going to challenge us with more jokes, really good ones? Instead we get one line about the baby swap, which is really just Rusty ripping off a joke I made.

For those wondering, the "baby swap" is a 21st century theme park idea -- one parent rides a ride with anyone else in the family who wants to ride it. While that parent is on the ride, another parent waits in a designated area with a kid (the "baby") who is too young or too scared to ride the ride. Once the first parent gets off, they "swap" the kid and the parent who didn't ride gets to hop right on the ride without waiting in the long line. There were signs at each ride in Universal for the "Baby Swap" and we got hooked on the phrase.

But that's more informative than fun.

Q: What's fun?

A: Playing the game where you try to find the secret on The Carrie Hoffman Webpage


Q: What else is fun?
A:Booty Lube.

Q:I was wondering, what might one associate with the term "fun"?
A: The Boo Boo Bunny

Q:What can I do that's fun in the future?
A:Become the next kid to get diddled by Michael Jackson.