Monday, April 11, 2005


The Microsoft wireless optical mouse comes in two different colors and features a long battery life. Some users experience up to six months worth of usage. The wirelessness presents the ultimate in freedom and the opticalness keeps you from having to clean the gunk from the mouse balls.

Mouse balls.

The Fellowes mouse pad with gel wrist support keeps my wrist from being bruised, and the gel substance feels like something that I might -- on a lonely night -- have sex with.

Sex with.