Friday, April 01, 2005

April Fools!

I'm afraid the GLORY!blog will be shutting down because Carrie broke up with me. I put my fist through a chalkboard when I found out (she called me on my cell phone at school). She broke up with me because I'm "just not skinny enough" for her. She also considers blue eyes to be a genetic sign of weakness. I figure this is the best time to give up Cokes and start smoking and drinking instead.

April Fools, everyone! I don't have a cell phone!